soselfimportant: do you finish talking to somebody and think are you really the sperm that won
that pissed off moment the vending machine takes... →
theatomicboom: this is the best line ever uttered on glee no questions about it
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
2012: wow i was so stupid last year
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imfamousontumblr: my favorite part of america’s next top model is when the girls get makeovers and all the white girls get all their hair cut off and cry and all the black girls get their weaves taken out and cry and tyra’s there like
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
a special message for a very special someone
maximumbuttitude: hey you dont you dare think for even a second that nobody saw you when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
When people take forever to text back. →
10knotes: So you gonna take 15 minutes huh? I’ll take 17 Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
The moment when you and a friend argues who's... →